—Hilarious! My mom could have used this book.
–Joe Martin. Creator of Mr. Boffo
and Willy ‘n Ethel cartoon strips

-My wife Janelle says she has
found the perfect gift for every
baby shower. It's really funny."
-John Powers, Broadway Playwrite and
author of "Do Black Patent Leather Shoes
Really Reflect Up?"

For every expectant or veteran parents comes a hilarious step-by-step guide to raising the prodigy of any parent's dreams.

More helpful than Baby Mozart tapes, sign language bootcamps, or Mandarin lessons in the womb, this down-and-dirty field guide gives parents the exact steps they need to take in order to raise the next Pope, highly paid TV anchorperson, Miss Universe, Governor of California, Nobel prize winner, bestselling author, billionaire, or more than twenty other occupations of their choosing.

From how to outfit the nursery to the best and worst names for that profession, from the early years to what to download on your future teen's iPod, it's all here in what will become the must-have gift book on the baby shower circuit.

After all, as this book illustrates with on-spot wit, you've got to be prepared as a parent…and retain your sense of humor.

Published in paperback by HCI Books. Available at Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble.com and booksellers everywhere.

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Including: How to Raise a...

• Nobel Prize Winner
• Rock Star
• Best Selling Author
• Hall of Fame Athlete
• Mars Mission Commander
• TV News Anchor
• Governor of California
• Celebrity Chef
• Pope
• President
• Billionaire
• TV Talk Show Host
• Stewardess (no—not flight attendant)
• Celebutant
• King/Queen
• International Wine Connoisseur

...and more!!